Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Sacrifice for Lent

Today is Ash Wednesday, and you know what that means. Time for all good catholics to suffer as proof to their piety. I’m not strictly catholic per se (more like pure freakin’ evil), but that won’t keep me from having fun with a good tradition all the same. This year for lent I am giving up my sanity, restraint, sobriety, and faith in god. And when Easter Sunday comes, I’ll celebrate it in the traditional way with chocolate eggs laid by rabbits.

Goddamned xtians, trying to take Easter from the bunnies and lay it at the sandaled feet of their hippy god Jesus. I won’t stand for it.

Holier than thou, out

1 comment:

Rys said...

Happy Lenting!!

Its also the year of the cock -ermmm Chicken, erm, Rooster. So Lets see those Giant Atomic Chickens of Doom!