Friday, September 24, 2004


Odds are that I'm more intelligent than you (note - :p), so allow me to share some of my wisdom.
  1. Read a good book every once in awhile. No, the movie doesn't count.
  2. Do not trust anyone in a position of authority.
  3. Never, ever, ever put Vaseline in your hair.
  4. Marriage between two people who deeply love each other and have a sincere heartfelt desire to make a lifelong commitment is still a bad idea.
  5. Whatever is in store for us in the afterlife, I have undying faith that no single religion has gotten it right yet.

More will be revealed, out

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