Wisdom

Odds are that I'm more intelligent than you (note - :p), so allow me to share some of my wisdom.

1. Read a good book every once in awhile. No, the movie doesn't count.
2. Do not trust anyone in a position of authority.
3. Never, ever, ever put Vaseline in your hair.
4. Marriage between two people who deeply love each other and have a sincere heartfelt desire to make a lifelong commitment is still a bad idea.
5. Whatever is in store for us in the afterlife, I have undying faith that no single religion has gotten it right yet.

More will be revealed, out