- Read a good book every once in awhile. No, the movie doesn't count.
- Do not trust anyone in a position of authority.
- Never, ever, ever put Vaseline in your hair.
- Marriage between two people who deeply love each other and have a sincere heartfelt desire to make a lifelong commitment is still a bad idea.
- Whatever is in store for us in the afterlife, I have undying faith that no single religion has gotten it right yet.
More will be revealed, out