- Be Wild
- Write (truth is boring)
- Do Your Daughter
- The Confusion
- Be Born Again (better suited for xtians)
- Rape and Kill
- Have a Tattoo
As a modification, the above could continue by saying "That Says Born to Have a Tattoo That Says..." The picture would curl in on itself endlessly until they have to tattoo me with a laser guided by an electron microscope.
Any preferences or suggestions?