Double-bladed telescoping Flamesaw™. It's a little something I created using the best features of a chainsaw, flame-thrower, and Darth Maul's lightsabre. Plus I think I can mount it on a pogo stick so that when the killing spree begins I can go "boingy, boingy, boingy". Life is just more fun when you say "boingy, boingy, boingy".
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3 comments:
I've managed to work the words "boingy boingy boingy" into TWO conversations in the last week.
It's worth it. :-)
Pearl
You totally have pogo stick issues.
Pearl - any conversation is improved with "boingy boingy boingy". The bible could also use it.
Coal Miner's Granddaughter - clearly I have boingy issues and the pogo stick killing sprees are merely a symptom.
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