Tuesday, April 19, 2011

If you were able to choose the weapon of your destruction, what would you choose? And no, Bunnies are not weapons, so you can't choose death by Bunny Sex.

Double-bladed telescoping Flamesaw™. It's a little something I created using the best features of a chainsaw, flame-thrower, and Darth Maul's lightsabre. Plus I think I can mount it on a pogo stick so that when the killing spree begins I can go "boingy, boingy, boingy". Life is just more fun when you say "boingy, boingy, boingy".

Go away if you're easily offended


Pearl said...

I've managed to work the words "boingy boingy boingy" into TWO conversations in the last week.

It's worth it. :-)


Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

You totally have pogo stick issues.

Grant said...

Pearl - any conversation is improved with "boingy boingy boingy". The bible could also use it.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter - clearly I have boingy issues and the pogo stick killing sprees are merely a symptom.