Monday, February 14, 2011

To Everyone - Happy VD

I got the bestest blogpals a guy could have, barring the fact that none of you have turned out to be hot Asian women. Look what Jay got me:

Let's just hope he remembered the airholes this time. Petite as they are, the dead ones are beginning to fill my crawlspace.

8 comments:

Jay said...

I remembered the holes in the box, but I'm worried that the sedative I used wasn't enough to keep her asleep long enough. They get so cranky when they wake up in a box riding in a UPS truck like.

NYD said...

'Boxed Bunnies' would be a great mail order bride concept...

tiff said...

so sweet!

PAMO said...

Happy VD to you too Grant. That Jay is so sentimental.

Captain Dumbass said...

Jay is awesome.

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Pearl said...

Jay is what friendship is all about.

Diggin' the comment above mine.
:-)
Pearl

Kerry said...

Happy V-Day!!!!! (a day late, I know). lol