Friday, December 31, 2010

Resolutions for 2011

This year I resolve to do nothing of import, to lose no weight, and to spend as much time as possible drinking beer and playing video games when I can get some time away from my shitty job, which I will hold as long as I can, and when I'm not recovering from working my shitty job. Also, my health will continue to slip and I will get yet another year older as I continue my inexorable march towards death (T-8 years according to my doctors).

Finally, some realistic goals.

5 comments:

Jay said...

Well at least you have something to look forward to.

Kira said...

I never understood the whole New Year's Resolution concept anyway. If I need to do it, I should do it and not wait until Jan. 1st. But your goals are totally reachable, so go for it.

Captain Dumbass said...

Beer and video games, enjoyable and acheivable. Good choices.

SJ said...

Keeping it realistic in here.

Muskrat said...

Noble goals indeed. I hope you don't reach them.