Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Picture Post

Here is an awesome image I found when I googled "hot Japanese woman" from home with safe search turned to maximum naughty. Note the lack of boobage, as opposed to the full blown porn it returned when I searched from work with safe search set to Amish prude.

It's supposed to be a picture of an open-air onsen, a kind of healthy hot spring public bath, although those are usually indoors and large enough for many bathers. People with tattoos are sometimes forbidden from these venues because a tat in Japan is generally associated with being in the yakuza (J-mafia).

And here is a picture of me in Germany sitting on a tiny one-man armored vehicle.

We're unlucky in that our country hasn't been invaded so we don't have cool relics like this scattered about like so many dandelions. Sure, we have plenty of civil war battle sites here in the South, but they're just empty plots of land with signs that say "once a lot of people fought and died in this here field". If I could find one of those babies locally, I would totally fix it up and drive it to work. It would come in handy on days like today. This morning I narrowly missed a multiple car pile-up (I was literally in the middle of it forming) that happened because people were ogling several vehicles that had been pulled to the right of the interstate from a previous multiple car pile-up.

10 comments:

Douglas said...

"unlucky in that our country hasn't been invaded"...

How quickly the youngsters forget the War of 1812. Not to mention that if you were a First American (they ain't native either!), you might also disagree.

On the other hand, that would be a nifty urban transport.

Jay said...

I think I would rather have the open-air onsen in my front yard than the tank. But, only if the hot J-Bunny came with it.

Robin said...

That's a pretty shot, from a photographer's eye at least and also from a perv's eye too.

Captain Dumbass said...

I think traffic would be greatly improved with the introduction of personal armoured cars.

And I'd like to point out that my country took Detroit from you once. We gave it back because the crime rate was ridiculous, even 200 years ago.

Maundering mutterer said...

Get a bigfoot - then you just ride over everything - mind you, your mobile might be even MORE fun! Very nice pics, both of em

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Yep, I'll take one of those hot spring baths. And the armored vehicle. For Christmas. Tied up in red bows. You can keep the hot Japanese woman.

Avitable said...

Have you been watching the Walking Dead? I keep wondering why none of those characters try to learn how to drive a damn tank.

Grant said...

Douglas - true, I forget about the couple of wars that occurred before I was born.

Jay - I would want the onsen in the back with the bunny so I can keep her to myself. The tank could be good deterrent against street crime in the front yard if it's not up on blocks.

Robin - I appreciate subtly erotic more than ankles behind the ears myself.

Captain Dumbass - traffic would be greatly improved if only I had a tank. Then I would just squish anyone who got in my way.

Maundering mutterer - bigfoot is a myth, like the loch ness monster and female orgasms.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter - I'll trade you a hot tub or armored vehicle for a bunny. They're easier to obtain.

Avitable - maybe they're afraid the zombies will evolve and get their own tanks. (assuming that's what that show is about, the one I've never heard of)

Avitable said...

You should watch it. It's on Hulu, I think, and on AMC On Demand.

Lady Tragic said...

GRANT!!! I love that photo of you! You're so fucking gorgeous! Also, that bunny is so beautiful too, she touched my heart. What a lovely serene image you've found ♥