- If you can't beat 'em, join 'em (and then act like a complete twat). What's better than carrying around a sign hating on the haters while trying to impart your wisdom to the community through a superior force of lungs? Joining up with them and discrediting their movement by acting even crazier than they do. Bring coffee and donuts to an early demonstration, treat them to some delightful hateful conversation (sprinkled liberally with words like "Jesus" and "wedlock"), then when the demonstration begins whip out a hidden sign and start screaming your agenda. "Free abortions for gay fetuses! Kill all the attractive gay guys in the name of Jesus so more women will have to turn to me for comfort which hopefully leads to them getting drunk and me going for anal!" Note - the second one makes for a really great chant.
- If you can't join 'em, beat 'em. If the previous one sounds like too much work, just kick the crap out of them and move on. Moving on.
- Announce loudly and with plenty of warning what the supporters will be doing. And then make it something only the hardcore haters will avoid. Instead of something silly like "today, anyone who supports us will wear a tutu and snorkel" and then hoping to catch some haters off guard, post everywhere that "November 23rd, 2012, is the day we show our support by not publicly eating our own intestines." Any hater who manages to avoid that demonstration has earned his right to hate.
- Remind them that if the LGBT's go away, they'll take their girl on girl porn with them.
And once again I have made this country a better place through the judicious use of bunny. As usual.