Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Why I haven't been posting

I've had absolutely nothing new to talk about. My routine is to get up (too early for me), go to work, sit in my cubicle and do whatever keeps me from the latest round of layoffs. I do this because work allows me to continue to do things like go to work. If I'm allowed time for lunch, I go home for a nap. If my employers decide lunch time = non-productive (occurs increasingly these days), I grab a sandwich from the cafeteria in between meetings about how productivity is down and we're behind schedule and who else is being laid off as a result. At the end of the day I go home, lie down and rest, do a little apartment cleaning (very little), get hot and sweaty and realize I can't handle any more physical exertion for the day, rest again, and then depending on how vertical I feel I play Dragon Age on the computer (very vertical), read (semi-vertical), or watch Firefly on TV (non-vertical). Repeat times five.

Saturday I wake up at the usual time, have a rare moment of pleasure when I realize I don't have to get out of bed, and then sleep until noon or later. After noon I force myself to get out of bed, run a few errands that I would rather do on Sunday but must do Saturday because beer retrieval is involved and my Jesus-intensive state won't allow that on the Lord's day, get hot and sweaty and realize etc. The rest of the day is the same.

Sunday I sleep late, contemplate going to the gym, assess my physical condition and decide that the benefits of the exertion are not worth the very real possibility that I won't be able to work the following day, decide I'm behind on running errands, skip running errands because I had to leave the house Saturday and I want one full day of rest, do some cleaning, get hot blah blah blah all the stuff's the same. So I got nothing.

Let me know if there is a specific topic you want me to address, or if I should just continue to post pictures of hot Asian women. Otherwise you're not likely to hear from me over the next couple of weeks.
Example of a hot Asian woman.


Jay said...

It's important to lay people off when you get behind. That way you can fall even further behind and lay more people off. Eventually you just lay everyone off and all the work magically gets done on time.

tiff said...

Can't argue with Jay's logic.

Please post about the following, Grant:

colors you hate
spelling mistakes
why beer and not wine
spots or strips
UV radiation and you
the time your mom farted in church.

There ya go - easily a week's worth of material.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Since I'm not into Asian women (or women in general), the pictures do nothing for me. But, far be it for me to deprive your male readers.

I like Tiff's topic ideas. I would like to add:

Your thoughts on toe jam.
Sweet gherkins: for or against?
Can dollhouses screw up a young girl's ideals regarding marriage, sex, and their places in society?
Is there, in your opinion, a difference in sexiness between Japanese women and Chinese women?
Why are you so awesome?

There you go. Five more posts. DO IT!

Avitable said...

I want to hear more about your new car, you fucker.

Maundering mutterer said...

Why I'm not posting and a picture of a hot bunny coupled with the revelations vis a vis your new wheels made me leap to the conclusion: 'Hot bunny = reason I'm not posting'. My thoughts involved a certain amount of sweatiness (although not for the reasons mentioned). You disappoint.

Topics to post on:
Bunnies (I can appreciate the aesthetics at least)
More about the new car (for avitable)
The effect of the new car on bunnies (I'm rooting for you!)
How to sleep until noon (I need instructions, please)
Sleeping positions (if the new car fails to have its effect)
Why work sucks (no reason other than its a fruitful topic)

Robin said...

What Tiff said.

Enemy of the Republic said...

I want to make sure you don't get laid off.

Captain Dumbass said...

I'm good with the pics.

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