Friday, August 20, 2010

It happened again, again

Hummus? What was I thinking? It's just some weird, terrorist-friendly paste. It doesn't even have any meat. EPIC FAIL!

Have you tried sandwiches? They're made of meat and awesome. There's a sandwich counter in our cafeteria that's almost as good as Subway at only twice the price (they really take advantage of our inability to escape for lunch). With all the choices of breads, meats, cheeses, veggies, and toppings, the possibilities are nearly limitless. To keep prices simple, they all cost the same. That's right - eating a whole wheat veggie wrap costs the same as a mustard-laced meatwad. It's a great way of ensuring we don't go all pacifist anti-Christian and turn into a bunch of vegan wusses. And the Italian sandwich - capicola, ham, pepperoni, salami, salami (there's two kinds) - it's like being raped by a flock of pigs! Pigs slathered in mayo! SQEEE! ZOMFGSAMMAGESSAMMAGESSAMMAGES!!!

Sandwiches: because food that can't be eaten as food tucked between two other pieces of food isn't really food.

11 comments:

Avitable said...

Already? Didn't you just start eating hummus this week?

Tracy Lynn said...

Sandwiches NEVER GET OLD.

tiff said...

now, TOAST THEM, and believe that there is a heaven. :)

Charlene said...

Humus is great. Get some flat bread from the Arab bakery and open up a tub of humus and you can eat the whole thing watching the news. YUM

Maundering mutterer said...

Stuff a loaf... (no, not that way, you're going to put in the oven fer heaven's sake)

SJ said...

You could always fall bacon water. Har har.

Mrs. Hall said...

i love getting obsessed with stuff. then it fades and really, it just better that way.

o i figured out why i thought you were a girl. I apparently read your banner as a anti-gran or anti-granma.

so i thought you were a grandmother or something. which was all kind of weird honestly, with the bunny content. but. i was impressed with the diverse range of interests, you being a granma and all.

;)

Mrs. Hall said...

AND NOW that I look @ it-says Granti-Christ. This is how I thought u were a girl! See! Ok i'm still embarrassed about the had. I'll go back 2 lurking now :)

Grant said...

Avitable - it was a really rough week.

Tracy Lynn - I'm going to take that as legal advice to go ahead and eat the tuna sandwich I left on the dashboard of my car over the weekend.

tiff - heaven would be toasted sandwich with bunny.

Charlene - the hummus and flat bread sound good, but I'm not so sure about the news.

Maundering mutterer - stuff a loaf sounds better than pinch a loaf.

SJ - I love to fall bacon water.

Mrs. Hall - you should have seen the blog when the header was a hot Japanese woman and I labeled it the Bunnynet. You probably would have assumed I'm an Eskimo Leprechaun.

dr.alistair said...

if god had`nt wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn`t have made them out of meat...NOW WOULD HE!

never mind the cranky little grey people, they aren`t aliens, they`re vegans.

Robin said...

I have plans to combine hummus with sandwiches...one day...one day.