Thursday, March 26, 2009

Out Sick

I probably won't be around much in the foreseeable future. Having spent about eight months recovering from my illness and surgeries and other treatments last year, I just spent two months sick with a virus. I overcame that just in time to fall sick again, this time with symptoms similar to whatever it was that originally brought me down plus a swollen leg just for fun. When I'm not bedridden, I'm looking for affordable medical care that is not owned by the hospital chain that got their scalpels into me last time. If you never hear from me again, I'm probably dead. If you do, I'm probably not. We'll see.

23 comments:

Deb said...

Oh geez, Grant....I hope you're ok! Please get well soon and I DO expect a full recovery!

As always, you have my prayers!

Captain Dumbass said...

Dude, you have an obligation not to die. Where are we going to get our Jbunnies? How about thinking of our needs instead of being all 'boo hoo, I have elephantitis of the testicles and TB.'

Leesa said...

The upside of the economy going bad is that less sick people have health insurance, so you should be able to get a room right away in a hospital of your choice. Don't ask for bubblegum flavored IVs. Not worth the extra charge.

tiff said...

You DO have someone looking out for you, do you not? I know people who live in your city, if you need someone to check in on you...

Kerry said...

Gosh. I'm going to miss your sanity! ;) Please take care of yourself and get to blogging again soon.

Good luck with the medical mess!

R said...

Dude, if you die, I'm totally blaming that asian chick with the guns.

Get better. Seriously. Don't worry about us, we'll be fine.

And you have my prayers, whether you want them or not. ;-)

metalmom said...

Good luck with everything, Grant. Please keep in touch. We actually do care whether you live or die. We've got a pool going so....

:) Get better, babe!

Sridhar said...

I guess this is more serious than J-fever... get well soon.

Monogram Queen said...

Oh Grant, I hope you geet better quick - and not have to sell an arm or a leg (or kidney) to do it!
Wishing you the best my funny friend.

skywind said...

I hope you can find a good hospital, and cure disease. I hope you a speedy recovery. We will pray for you.
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Ricardo said...

No crazy talk like that. Just get better man.

Sam said...

I have to see a real doctor Tuesday, if I can't get out of life that easily, neither can you. Please get better baby, I'm totally rooting for you.

Prata said...

That is the total suckage...maybe...OR...your swollen leg is really just a j-bunny maturing (but not too much!) within and will burst forth (probably utterly destroying your leg in the process, but these are the stakes I suppose with gestating j-bunnies in your leg) to saturate you with her insatiable sexual appetite. Good luck my brother!

tiff said...

And???

Monogram Queen said...

I am thinking of you Grant and hoping you are doing okay. Sending a Carolina Girl Hug.

Circe said...

Admit it, you're just trying to take away from my sicky thunder, Grantster.

In all seriousness, get better soon cuz we can't do without your warped blogging. And if you need anything from Oklahoma, Kerbear and I will be on the next plane to nurse you back to health. Oh, and we lub you alot.

big hugs,
circe

Sam said...

You're not allowed to get worse or die or some shit, OK? I saw my doctor and he promised to save me and he's gonna order the only treatment left for me and nobody else would so there IS light at the end of the tunnel. There is, so fight you fucker, fight for all you're worth, and you ARE worth it. Just don`t leave me baby, you`re the only one out here who is literally going through the worst of it WITH me, you understand better than anyone else, please don`t quit or give up. I care and everyone in these comments does too. I hate sickness, I hate it hate it hate it.

Deb said...

Grant, I think you gave me your bug you little devil!

Joe said...

Shit.

NYD said...

Where are my bunnies??

I you need, I can get off my fat ass again and send you some homegrown local goils. Wadda ya think???

Avitable said...

Missed this post because I was having surgery the day you posted it. Finally wondered where the fuck you were.

Hope you're not dead. If you are, can I have your porn?

Kira said...

OK, GUYS!!!

I just talked to Grant, and he's ok. He's in the hospital, but it seems likely that he'll be released no later than Sunday (April 3rd), and possibly as early as tomorrow (April 2nd). I'm sure he'll post something when he returns, but I'm just glad that this time, he's not going to be in there for weeks and I dunno, almost die. Just thought I'd give you guys the report so you wouldn't worry (I know I was worrying until I heard from him today!).

NYD said...

Just stopping by to see what's what.
I figure you got yourself a J-bunny for a nurse and now you'll never want to leave the hospital.

Hope things are well.