Friday, January 02, 2009

Merry New Year

Continuing the interview. From Enemy of the Republic: 4. If it were in your power to give it to them, who above all in this world, deserves death?

It depends if you mean a group or a specific person. If I could annihilate an entire group, I would wipe out every fundamentalist of every religion. True believers, not free thinkers, are the cause of most of society’s ills. The fundies tend to use their religion to structure and focus their hate. Check out the Paradise Lost documentaries on the West Memphis 3 if you want to see small town hate-mongers in action. Ask yourself: when was the last time you heard of a Satanic suicide bombing, or a Republican conservative abortion clinic slaying? People who believe more than think are just scary.

If I’m limited to one guy, I’ll go with the pope. He’s creepy looking and in charge of an organization that can and has done a lot of personal harm and I just don’t like him. If I get to choose the method of execution, I’ll go with fatal anal using an unlubed spiked dildo on public access television.


Enemy of the Republic said...

Well, I did ask. Now don't you feel better from releasing all that hate? Breathe and relax.

SJ said...

Funny question when you think that death is something all of us has to do and deserving has nothing to do with it. My questions are better than hers.

The pope in a hentai snuff ...not a bad way to get rid of him.

Anonymous said...

I have my spiritual beliefs but also I think too much, even other Pagans want to burn me at the stake...

metalmom said...

Fundies are a good choice. They have more hate than skinheads sometimes.

NYD said...

After you kill the Pope, can I have his hat?

Thanks for the New Years card.

PBS said...

"People who believe more than think are just scary." Agreed, and I'm going to use it as a quote from now on.

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

SO tell us what you really think Grant!

I am a believer yet a free thinker with my beliefs. I respect others views. To a small extent I feel religion was a way to control people.

I don't agree with having symbolic things to pray to and going to confession to be forgiven by a man. I think of myself as a Christian and I can have a relationship with Christ myself.

However I would go easy on the pope, I think that is a little harsh.

As far as your birthday, you will get there unless the fatal anal using an unlubed spiked dildo gets you first.

Now play nice!

oh and happy fuggin New Year to you as well!

Monogram Queen said...

Yes nothing is quite so scary as blind ignorance!

Grant said...

eotr - I feel better because releasing vitriol fills me with energy.

sj - some people call death the great equalizer, but I already claimed that title for eye boogers.

jgrrl - I don't like fundie pagans either. Fundies die!

metalmom - skinheads and other extreme racists are like secular fundies. Their hatred is their god.

nyd - I'll trade you for a J-bunny.

pbs - couldn't you quote one of my chainsaw statements instead?

ssc - as George Carlin said, I like to leave symbols for the symbol-minded.