Thursday, October 23, 2008

Foreign stuff is so classy

Last night I watched an episode of Burn Up Excess, an anime series best described as Charlie’s Angels of the future (with a woman taking Charlie’s place). It’s about a team of freelance female operatives drawn in the typical Japanese style of animation, which is to say that they don’t remotely look Japanese. Each one has bright hair, big round eyes, and large breasts which usually appear on screen ahead of the rest of their bodies. Sometimes to alleviate the boredom of having to listen to a character talk for a full ten seconds the camera slowly pans upwards from her ankles and lingers over her curves. Sometimes it makes it all the way to the face, but frequently it can’t roll over the humongous breasts. No blood, but plenty of sexual innuendo despite being made for a young audience. Basically it’s good for the kids and dad can sit on the couch next to them while masturbating. Pause for a moment to imagine your own childhood as you watched cartoons and imagine your dad next to you playing smash the bishop. There doesn’t seem to be anything in the mix for mom, but that’s just as well. It’s Japanese and she is supposed to be in the kitchen making sushi or having another baby or possibly blowing dad so he doesn’t have to do all the work himself.

Sci-Fi Bunny!

But I don’t have time for TV since I’m playing the visual novel Kana – Little Sister. It’s the heartwarming adventure of a young man who is trying to boff his underaged terminally ill sister who depends wholly on him for support and protection. If you haven’t guessed already, it too is Japanese. So far I’ve been unable to score with any of the women in the story, which makes the game remarkably true to life. It's a unique gaming experience in that part of me hopes I lose.

Underaged Incest Bunny!

And the other part hopes I get anal.

15 comments:

Tracy Lynn said...

No wonder your relationships never work out.

SJ said...

I hope you lose too.

SSC~ The Domestic Diva said...

Did I miss something?

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Um...alrighty then. I hope you get anal too.

Monogram Queen said...

I hope you get your wish, you are classy too my man! ;)

~Deb said...

Incest Japanese anime---gotta love your taste in gaming! I worry about you... But you did say you hoped you lose... hrmm.....

Real Live Lesbian said...

I'd say that depends on the mother! ;)

Grant said...

tracy - are you saying it's because I don't watch enough anime or because my video gaming skills are weak?

sj - too late. I played some more and managed to score with a fellow adult non-related female. I'm such a stud.

ssc - maybe. Go back and read all of my archives.

pq - I already get anal all the time, especially when my stuff is in disarray.

mq - thanks, I'm working on it.

deb - no more. Now I want to win just because it's the goal of the game.

Leesa said...

If anyone should get anal, Grant, it is you.

tiff said...

He's trying to boff his terminally ill SISTER?

Japanese are some fick sucks.

metalmom said...

And the other part hopes I get anal...

You mean about cleaning your house, right?

The Social Reformer said...

lol

Joe said...

Well, Dad did always have a thing for Bugs Bunny in drag...

Grant said...

leesa - true, I've certainly put forth the effort.

tiff - the Japanese are just superior perverts compared to we wussified Westerners.

mm - of course that's what I meant. You don't think I'm some kind of pervert, do you?

tsr - turns out, it's actually quite sad. And perverted.

joe - all bunnies rock.

Grant said...

leesa - true, I've certainly put forth the effort.

tiff - the Japanese are just superior perverts compared to we wussified Westerners.

mm - of course that's what I meant. You don't think I'm some kind of pervert, do you?

tsr - turns out, it's actually quite sad. And perverted.

joe - all bunnies rock.