Friday, January 18, 2008

Break Time is Over

Okay, I'm back from the toilet. Tuna salad, chocolate milk, and bourbon do not go well together. Go figure. Fortunately I made it to the office, so today Corporate America is paying me to defecate. I wonder if I should add that to my resume.

1 comment:

Patti said...

Uh no, some things you've just gotta keep to yourself. Perpetuate the mystery my friend :)