Thursday, August 17, 2006

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Last night I watched Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, a movie that does not live up to the expectations created by the title, similar to Surf Nazis Must Die. Watching this should count as a religious experience because it is god-awful. It’s not even the enjoyable type of bad movie, like Plan 9 from Outer Space – it’s just plain bad, from the “acting” to the weak dialog and pathetic plot. I’ve heard it was created by a bunch of Canadian film students, which prompted me to forever associate the phrase “Canadian film students” with “most incompetent buggers possible”, as in “Who created Windows ME – a bunch of Canadian film students?”

Note – Manos: The Hands of Fate is still worse, but now it has competition.

10 comments:

Rick said...

"...should count as a religious experience because it is god-awful."
Good one. I'm gonna remember that the next time a Mormon knocks on my door.

hellbunny said...

Well come on what did you expect from Canadian film students!!!!!!!!!

H.E.Eigler said...

Sorry Grant - Us Canadian readers should have warned you. Most of the time Canadians are ok at entertainment like things, such as our comedians but for the love of god (or satan) DO NOT WATCH CANADIAN MADE FILM OR TV! Except for Trailor Park Boys.

patti_cake said...

Okay "JC Vampire Hunter" and "Surf Nazis Must Die" are on my to-see list. I've got to see if they top "Redneck Zombies". The worse movie i've ever watched to date. It, too wasn't "fun bad" like "Plan 9 from Outer Space" or "Mars Needs Women". Ugh. I hate wasting a good two hours of my life on a sucky movie.

Doug Murata said...

I know somebody who might be interested in this movie. He's always in the market for bad horror. Thanks!

Grant said...

rick - just use the shotgun instead of witty banter.

hellbunny - I was hoping for at least good bad, instead of bad bad.

hee - at least Canada helped bring around Snakes on a Plane.

patti_cake - they're a lot like Redneck Zombies - really bad, but not bad enough to be interesting.

doug - it's bad alright, but I'm not sure if it's really horror, even with the use of vampires.

PBS said...

Oh, I want to see "Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter" even with the bad review from you.

messiah said...

HEY..... canadian tv is awesome. remember the littlest hobo?

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