Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Hail Satan

On this, the most holy of days (06/06/06) any of you are likely to see in your lifetime, let us pause to give thanks to our Lord Lucifer for not setting our arses on fire. As it was written in the B horror movie Evilspeak, "The world is an evil place ruled by an evil force; therefore it follows that Satan must be God." Works for me.

Evil, out

18 comments:

The Stiltwalker said...

I'm waiting for something freaky to happen to me today.

patti_cake said...

I think this is much ado about nothing ;) (the whole 6-6-06 thing)

Doug Murata said...

Happy 6/6/06, dude!

hellbunny said...

You should of been born today Grant.

Angie said...

Just another Hallmark Holiday... ;)

Grant said...

stiltwalker - if it doesn't, let me know. I'll break out the voodou doll to rectify matters. :p

patti_cake - blasphemy! :p

doug - thanks. Don't forget to celebrate with beer and sin.

hellbunny - if I had been born today, I would be too young to blog. :p

kimber the wolfgrrrl said...

Happy Evilus to you too! That quote is very Catharistic, you know.... they were positive that the god who created matter (and greed, and therefore suffering) was evil, so when people worshiped the god who created Earth in 7 days, they were accidentally worshipping the supreme evil force. Needless to say, this didn't go over well with the Vatican. Lots of burning at the stake and that sort of thing.

Ah, the Inquistion.... Where would we be with religious intolerance, I ask you.

In reply to my blog, yes, fartistry would work nicely. It shall be number eleven. :)

Leesa said...

And I thought you would be talking about lesbian sins.

Grant said...

kimber - I have decided that your Roman gladiator name will be Farticus Maximus. :p

leesa - you seem to have confused me with Dani. I get that a lot. :p

Kira said...

Ah hah! NOW I know what Evilus is! got it. I never even thought of this date like that. Oh well. Now I'm forced to do just that. Thanks a freakin' load, Grant ;)

Tai said...

Hallmark really IS missing out on a prime market.

Geesh!

Joe said...

Let's get back to Lisa's point about lesbian sins...

messiah said...

Klatu Verata Nicto.

Tai said...

AND, I forgot to say thank you for the D-Day card.

A very important day for all of us, Canadians included.

Spider Girl said...

Happy Evilus, right back atcha, Grant my dear. :)

PBS said...

Nothing dramatic happened. How disappointing.

Grant said...

angie - if that was true I could have found a decent card.

kira - unfortunately the day is over and we'll never see it again.

tai - while you're talking to them, see if you can get them to make a line of Samhain and some appropriately gory Halloween cards.

joe - ~deb should tackle this issue, once she's through playing with my alter ego Dani.

messiah - I've been pronouncing it as "berada" all these years. No wonder the robots all laugh at my accent.

tai - I've long maintained that Canada is the true evil empire. :p

spider girl - thank you.

pbs - you were supposed to make something happen. Try again today.

Enemy of the Republic said...

The day went by without a whimper, but Satan always is keeping his eye out for me.