Work has been too busy to allow me to blog, so I haven't had time to visit your sites or comment. Since it doesn't seem like it will be getting any lighter anytime soon, I thought I would just post a current pic of myself since so many of you weirdos have been asking. So, here I am in all my fat and stupid glory. Your opinions will not be tolerated, unless you are an Asian hottie, in which case I agree with you.
Now, feck off.