Why don't they ever have Satanism as an option?

You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life?s pleasures as much as you can. ?Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!? More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page... Hedonism 95% Existentialism 90% Justice (Fairness) 85% Utilitarianism 70% Kantianism 60% Strong Egoism 60% Nihilism 45% Apathy 45% Divine Command 0% What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03) created with QuizFarm.com

Stolen from Justice Boy (and I'm not returning it hee hee hee).