Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Earth Shattering News

First off, appy-polly-logies for not posting anything of substance in awhile. I haven't been formally depressed or sleep deprived, but I was feeling ill last week which seemed to drain my normal creativity. I'm better now, so I'll try to return to my normal level of blasphemy and snarkiness.

I've noticed a lot of bloggers respond to their commenters in the comments section which I've found generally keeps me coming back. Therefore, I have decided to be a copycat and start doing the same. Starting with this post forward, I will possibly consider making half an attempt to respond to your comments. It will probably be something warm and witty such as your name followed by "Feck off!" so don't act like you weren't warned.

Return to your pathetic everyday lives now, citizens. End of line.

11 comments:

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

'Bout damn time...I so missed the snarkiness...;)

~Deb said...

Stacy, I guess he's not responding...hmmmm... Is he going back on his word?






Hope he doesn't tell me to 'feck off' now... ;)




Where are ya Grant????

a fish on a bycicle said...

Well all I can say is I'm glad you weren't around then - women go for that confident type

Seven said...

Gosh Grant,
Your warmth and gentle nature are such an attribute....

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

What was that he said, Deb???

"From this post forward I will possibly consider making half an attempt to respond to your comments".

Guess today is not a "half attempt" kinda day...;)

(Now I'm SURE he'll tell me to "feck off"...but I guess I earned that one...;)

Grant said...

And they say men have no patience...
pq - Thanks. The daily snarking is on its way (sometime this afternoon).
~deb - I was working on a post which would have brought peace to the Middle East, but you interrupted me and all I can think of now is toenail clippings. That may be because one of my cubemates just heated his lunch and it smell like feet, so you're partially off the hook.
fish dude- I'm not confident, I just lack a few critical filters. I've only recently learned when to keep my mouth shut. "When in doubt, don't say anything."
rick - I keep telling women that, but they pass out from the headlock before I can properly convince them.
pq (again) - I'm hear already, consarnit. Zark off! (can't abuse my favorite word or it will all start to taste like beans)

april said...

If I feck you off first, then are you still allowed to feck me off back? And if you are, does it count? I just need to know the rules here, Grant.

Grant said...

pq - I meant "here" instead of "hear." Dagnabbit.

april - I have no rules except that I forbid anyone from taking me too seriously and getting upset.

everyone - If I have offended you, then feck off.

Valkyrie said...

Forbid? Feck off? Why? Is fecking off fun? If it isn't, why would I bother doing it?

Grant said...

r - new rule. Once I've created a new post, I will no longer respond to comments in an older post. Therefore, you get no response. :p

Liz said...

Nice of you to acknowledge us plebes.