Monday, December 12, 2005

Monday Meme Time

Rules are as follows:

Remove the blog at #1 from the following list and bump everyone up one place; then add your blog to the #5 spot.

1. Mel
2. Wicked
3. WonderCorky
4. Annush
5. Grant

Next select 5 friends to piss off:
I never tag anybody anymore since I discovered that most people ignore me and then I want to strangle my dear blogpals, but please leave me a comment if you decide to do this one.

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was working retail security and had just tested to become a fireman, but corporate America snapped me up first.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
I was just starting a new job, part of which I liked (databases) and part of which I hated (telephone support). Fortunately I got to keep the IT work and ditch the phone calls.

5 snacks you enjoy:
1. Peanuts
2. Apples
3. Popcorn
4. Ice cream
5. Beer

5 songs to which you know all the lyrics:
1. Return to Oz by the Scissor Sisters
2. Battery by Metallica
3. New Faith by Slayer
4. Shrine by King Diamond
5. Row, row, row your boat by some annoying person

5 things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Quit my job
2. Buy a Harley-Davidson Fatboy
3. Travel to the UK
4. Kill people and then pay a sleazy lawyer to get me off
5. Build libraries for children

5 bad habits:
1. Leaving the lights and TV on when I leave the apartment
2. Snacking at work
3. Being too nice to assholes who clearly deserve to have the life choked from them
4. Giving people the false impression that I worship Satan
5. Setting things and animals on fire

5 things you like doing:
1. Reading
2. Listening to heavy metal
3. Watching Japanese horror movies
4. Killing people
5. Blogging

5 things you would never wear again:
1. Hair color
2. Jungle trooper boots
3. Redneck mercenary wannabe shirts with slogans like “Kill a Commie for Mommy”
4. Sheath knives
5. A wristwatch

5 favorite toys:
1. Satan Sue, my iPod
2. Homer, my PC
3. My digital camera which I just bought and have yet to name
4. My DVD player and TV
5. I don’t have a lot of stuff – it’s distracting

1 comment:

Weary Hag said...

I wanna do this. I really do. It will have to wait till after Christmas because I'm already up to my eyeballs in stuff to procrastinate about. Remind me, if you will. I'll try to remind you to remind me. K?

One question though ... why no sheath knives anymore?