Virtual Babe Revisited

I have compiled a list of commands which draw unique responses from the Virtual Bartender. My favorites are in bold.

• Beer
• Love me a beer
• Fight
• Pillow fight
• Look
• Love
• Sing
• Change
• Run
• Rock
• Light
• Talk
• Kiss
• Kiss me
• Xmas
• Yoga
• Think
• Phone
• Magic
• Karate
• Shoes
• Hair
• Lollipop
• Tongue
• Splits
• Flex
• Strip
• Tattoo
• Shower
• Top
• Breasts
• Masturbate
• Head
• Hummer
• Exercise
• Jump
• Handstand
• Cartwheel
• Dance
• Kick

I sent Dave Barry a link to this, but he chose to ignore me. This is the second time he has snubbed me. Therefore, effective immediately, I am cancelling his weekly column. I'll allow him to keep his blog as long as he doesn't cross me again.