I have created a new emoticon for public use: (>:{o=---#XE. This indicates that you are a round-headed, angry, mustachioed guy who is surprised to see that he is barfing on his loafers. Feel free to use this in chat rooms and e-mails to your heart’s content as I don’t think I’ll be needing it anytime soon. Does anybody know of an emoticon that indicates the typer is a psychotic, slightly despairing literary malcontent with a penchant for butterscotch and random killing sprees? If so, pass it along. In the meantime, I’ll use “~” to express that state of being.
~, out
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About the whole Georgia-in-the-news-again thing, you don't see them putting...
"This textbook contains material on creationism. Creationism is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully and critically considered..."
On the bible. Which it should be...
By the way, did you know I was accepted at Wesleyan? In Macon. They offered me a crapload of financial aid. I'm going to the U of Michigan though.
Congratulations on your college acceptance, SF. I think you'll like Ann Arbor better than Macon.
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