For the Nth time, I heard the phrase "Remember that he puts his pants on one leg at a time just like you and me," which is intended to be a reminder that our heroes are still human. The problem is, I actually do put my pants on both legs at the same time. My method is to sit on the edge of the bed, place my feet into the pant legs, rock back while drawing them up, then hop to my feet and fasten the button and zipper. Simple. Both legs at the same time, and without the need to balance like a flamingo which I usually can't do first thing in the morning.
Does this make me special? Absolutely, although more in the "rides the short bus" meaning of the word. Oh well. I'm still cool. Yay, me.
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1 comment:
I thought I was the only one to put on pants that way!
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