Thursday, November 04, 2004

Quick Explanation

For you bewildered voters asking how in the world Bush won re-election, allow me to explain the process:
  1. A bunch of people voted.
  2. The majority did not agree with you.
  3. Loser.

So now you know. Please get on with your lives.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm over it. :) President who?

-Ali ;)

obtx said...

I love it! Publish it all over the world! Call the NYTimes. Best yet in explanations.