Saturday, August 21, 2004

In case you want to rob me...

Here is my apartment layout:

I'm in the living room sitting at the computer.

But don't come in the front door because it's booby-trapped. Also, I keep my killer attack ninja robot dragons on the deck, so don't try that way. The chaingun laser turrets in the bedroom should be avoided. The bathroom contains the clothes hamper with my gym socks and dirty underwear, so be sure to wear scuba gear if you break through that wall. My advice is to break into the apartment above and rob them instead - the layout is the same, and from the sounds of things, they have an X-Box.

Criminal, out

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