From Realliveman - being Chinese in Japan can get you bunny-laid (link is safe for work). Let us all practice saying the following:
私は中国人です。 (watashi wa chuugoku-jin desu)
And in other good news, my local Target pharmacy added another cute and tiny Asian-American pharmacist. I approve of the way they embrace cultural diversity. Now if they would just get rid of all the white, black, and brown people, and that Asian guy, their service would be perfect.
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The world would be a better place if all apologies were like that.
Captain Dumbass, agreed, but only apologies from cute, hot, Asian chicks.
I demand an apology for Pearl Harbor from that chick.
And then an apology for the Japanese bombing the Aleutian Islands.
I think that there should be a world wide stampede for such gracious apologies!
That meant nothing to me as I am not Chinese.
Captain Dumbass - I'm guessing you have so many children because the wife feels the need to apologize to you a lot.
Realliveman - my pharmacists apologized when they couldn't refill a prescription, but I didn't demand sex because it was really the insurance company's fault.
Jay - damn! Why didn't I think of that first? Oh, well, I guess Japan has enough bunny for the two of us.
Jay - and don't forget the balloon bombs, although they may be only worth a hand job.
Whitemist - I could certainly go for one.
metalmom - I know, and I forgive your lack of Asian.
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