So, here's a meme stolen from Tracy:
If I were a month I’d be October
If I were a day I’d be Thursday
If I were a time of day I’d be 22:37
If I were a font I’d be Wingdings
If I were a sea animal I’d be a coelacanth
If I were a direction I’d be up
If I were a piece of furniture I’d be a divan
If I were a liquid I’d be booze
If I were a gemstone I’d be an emerald
If I were a tree I’d be petrified
If I were a tool I’d be a dick
If I were a flower I’d be a Venus flytrap
If I were an element of weather I’d be a taifun
If I were a musical instrument I’d be a chainsaw
If I were a color I’d be emerald green
If I were an emotion I’d be discombobulated
If I were a fruit I’d be a really huge banana
If I were a sound I’d be a locomotive hitting a glass cow that is slipping on bologna while smoking a hookah full of bees
If I were an element I’d be unobtainium
If I were a car I’d be a 1969 classic Mustang
If I were a food I’d be gyoza
If I were a place I’d be Tokyo
If I were a material I’d be chain mail
If I were a taste I’d be miso
If I were a scent I’d be shart
If I were a body part I’d be a lower lip
If I were a song I’d be By Demons Be Driven by Pantera
If I were a bird I’d be a penguin
If I were a gift I’d be a vibrator in Asia
If I were a city I’d have already answered this one
If I were a door I’d be a trap
If I were a pair of shoes I’d be Harley-Davidson engineer boots
If I were a poem I’d be Ars Poetica, by whoever wrote Ars Poetica
14 comments:
That was pretty deep, man.
And if you were a divan, I'd come faint on you! :)
The gift one.....
wow.
And if I were Ron Jeremy, I'd shave more and be really really happy.
What kind of fucking post is this? Are you me?
Taking over the world, one If at a time.
HI GRANT-
I love this post - great fun!! I learned a lot about you by reading it.
Have a great weekend
Love to you
Gail
peace.....
This is you? Not bad sir Grant, not bad!
I'd be booze also.
You are a tool. Ergo, you are also a dick.
LOL needed the laugh!
If I were a fool I would read this meme. Hey. No wait...
Jay - I don't like to brag, but I once slept through part of a course in philosophy in college.
Real Live Lesbian - is that what that is? Maybe I was thinking of a port-o-potty.
tiff - I'm good on gift recommendations.
Muskrat - are you suggesting that Ron Jeremy isn't already really, really happy?
Avitable - in my spare time, yes. You are the example we all try to follow.
Tracy Lynn - yes, world conquest through blogging.
Gail - all you need to know is that I think Japanese women are hot and you have 90% of my posts covered.
Whitemist - I should have thought of a way to answer with a bunny pic.
Ricardo - booze totally rulz!
metalmom - it was obvious.
SSC~ The Domestic Diva - don't the bunny pics make you happy enough?
SJ - I assume you skipped straight to the comment section.
Vibrator in Asian, I saw that one a mile away.
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