tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post8258262928552145148..comments2023-11-05T04:23:59.769-05:00Comments on Discombobulatingrant: 888 is the new 666Granthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-22927873390516339152008-08-11T14:50:00.000-04:002008-08-11T14:50:00.000-04:00enemy - right now I'm just trying to do stairs wit...enemy - right now I'm just trying to do stairs without clinging to the rail.<BR/><BR/>mq - if you win, half is mine for the inspiration. :p<BR/><BR/>tiff - can't I just surprise my body by jumping out of the closet and screaming?<BR/><BR/>crys - hopefully she has no confidence. I'm praying for desperate and self-destructive so she'll date me.<BR/><BR/>gib - I prefer her in a semi-conscious daze, so booze it is.<BR/><BR/>kira - I need my I/V pump back so I can keep the booze drip going in my sleep.<BR/><BR/>metalmom - plus it's a traditional Chinese pasttime, so she's bound to love me even more!<BR/><BR/>sj - I can drink and lift cans - does that count?<BR/><BR/>joe - that will be my next approach - totally drunk. Because vomiting is sexy.Granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-20558354164769795032008-08-11T08:09:00.000-04:002008-08-11T08:09:00.000-04:00Why the rush? Just try to ease back into whatever...Why the rush? Just try to ease back into whatever you do. No sense getting ill again from overexertion.<BR/><BR/>As for the buff vs. drunk debate, the buff thing will give you the confidence you need to talk to her, but being drunk would give you the courage. Why settle for just one?Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07224897497456150769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-52763583094647491412008-08-09T14:05:00.000-04:002008-08-09T14:05:00.000-04:00Yes there are guys who can do both. There these to...Yes there are guys who can do both. There these tough types who can drink barrels and also lift the barrels.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17567372758347040220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-10929205289663419942008-08-09T00:44:00.000-04:002008-08-09T00:44:00.000-04:00Dude! Smoke!!Opiates help the pain, let you sleep ...Dude! Smoke!!<BR/><BR/>Opiates help the pain, let you sleep and keep the nausea away.<BR/><BR/>Then you won't care if you can't climb the stairs or get off the couch.<BR/><BR/>You're welcome. I'm here to help!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-12306737089830539272008-08-08T15:10:00.000-04:002008-08-08T15:10:00.000-04:00I vote for alcoholism. If you keep drinking, you'l...I vote for alcoholism. If you keep drinking, you'll never feel the hangover, either.Kirahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08878069196150532952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-82429992346566994492008-08-08T14:44:00.000-04:002008-08-08T14:44:00.000-04:00Keep in mind that when you and she are together, y...Keep in mind that when you and she are together, you will do things as a couple - to wit: excercise or drink. <BR/><BR/>So, how would you prefer her? Buff and able to kick your ass, or drunk?Gibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11951984627679085526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-57874915736832796112008-08-08T14:01:00.000-04:002008-08-08T14:01:00.000-04:00speaking for all women with supreme confidence, yo...speaking for all women with supreme confidence, your bunny will prefer you buffed. <BR/><BR/>but jesus, Grant, take it easy. it's not been that long since you left the hospital. two or three weeks after i got out i could barely walk down the hall with my physical therapist. it takes time, honey.Cryshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08153955519578237380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-74385574415407430562008-08-08T13:57:00.000-04:002008-08-08T13:57:00.000-04:00you can do both. Really!Work out until 8, then co...you can do both. Really!<BR/><BR/>Work out until 8, then commence to drankin'! It's a good way to keep your body surprised, which bodies tend to like a lot.tiffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01351692108818152561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-76219824403862486652008-08-08T12:44:00.000-04:002008-08-08T12:44:00.000-04:00I'm going to buy a lottery ticket today my numerol...I'm going to buy a lottery ticket today my numerology number is... hold on now - 8!<BR/><BR/>Um I say alcoholic but i'm a fat lazy bitch so that's no surprise!Monogram Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00201245389134780751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-2912358931134125412008-08-08T11:09:00.000-04:002008-08-08T11:09:00.000-04:00Go for buff.Go for buff.Enemy of the Republichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17342253341470198835noreply@blogger.com