tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post6684881199185352733..comments2023-11-05T04:23:59.769-05:00Comments on Discombobulatingrant: Today's post is just to remind you I have a shiny new carGranthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-81734566737027156972010-08-30T13:23:06.428-04:002010-08-30T13:23:06.428-04:00Reading Avitable's comment here made me feel e...Reading Avitable's comment here made me feel even more dumb than when I read his joke post.Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13646695542116530854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-34735883115836807692010-08-20T10:47:52.072-04:002010-08-20T10:47:52.072-04:00Jay - people suck. They're the worst.
Coal M...Jay - people suck. They're the worst.<br /><br />Coal Miner's Granddaughter - at least it's better than old car anxiety. "Will it start again? Is today the day it leaves me stranded by the roadside?"<br /><br />Maundering mutterer - they should paint the driver's side door on the work van a different color, such as primer. Then you'll have the automatic right-of-way.<br /><br />Avitable - I noticed that on my new car. I have to admit at first I wished my last had that feature. The gas cap was on the right side, which is WRONG WRONG WRONG. Fortunately, Toyota knows better.<br /><br />Captain Dumbass - I was thinking atomic land torpedoes, but I like your thinking as well. Maybe we could combine concepts.Granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-79802882872112816382010-08-20T08:57:46.917-04:002010-08-20T08:57:46.917-04:00There should be a big hydraulic plate underneath t...There should be a big hydraulic plate underneath the cars as they idle in front of the gate, or at a fast food window. If they go past a certain time limit then could just be rolled away, or better yet, fired into the air.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-66103772133158935272010-08-20T08:42:45.590-04:002010-08-20T08:42:45.590-04:00Did you know that every single car in the US has a...Did you know that every single car in the US has a little arrow on your gas gauge pointing to the side of the car that the gas cap is on? <br /><br />I just found that out last year and it blew my mind.Avitablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08541188721193079705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-89194084293431876692010-08-20T05:15:00.875-04:002010-08-20T05:15:00.875-04:00Being as the steam age is new to me, so is this th...Being as the steam age is new to me, so is this thing about windows. My classic is driving the work van and switching on the windscreen wipers every time I want to turn. Well, people can see them going - waving like Shirley Temple did when she sang 'The good ship lollipop' and they MUST know I'm about to do SOMETHING.Maundering muttererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10007758736758966777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-12533248879580009972010-08-19T15:32:32.786-04:002010-08-19T15:32:32.786-04:00New car anxiety. It's right up there with peni...New car anxiety. It's right up there with penis envy. Which I don't have. But I DO have new car envy, which is the worst of the three.Coal Miner's Granddaughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14320077738770745217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-5599094279381763422010-08-19T14:56:01.291-04:002010-08-19T14:56:01.291-04:00Getting into your parking lot is almost as difficu...Getting into your parking lot is almost as difficult as ordering at Subway. And people approach it the same way. They stand in line for several minutes and when it's their turn look up at the menu and say "Uhhhhh" <br /><br />I hate people. <br /><br />Also, I had the same problem with my car when I first got it. I pulled up at the drive through at the bank and couldn't get my window to roll down. Finally saw that they were locked. Kind of embarrassing. <br /><br />Okay, mostly it was the pounding on the button and screaming cussing was embarrassing.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.com