tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post4625322332588596390..comments2023-11-05T04:23:59.769-05:00Comments on Discombobulatingrant: Real Doctor, Fake DoctorGranthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-7369362288527807792010-08-05T14:33:24.973-04:002010-08-05T14:33:24.973-04:00Jay - they could gain more widespread acceptance i...Jay - they could gain more widespread acceptance if they would only charge more and randomly attack other body parts.<br /><br />Maundering mutterer - hit them with a cattle prod after delivering the insult to ensure they don't miss out.<br /><br />GreenJello - I'm in the market for a bunny shaman.<br /><br />Whitemist - so far, the Toyota dealership appears to just employs competent humans. How odd.<br /><br />Captain Dumbass - how would dropping carpets on them help?<br /><br />Tragic - I think I've temporarily escaped their grasp so I can go on with quietly dying. It's less painful.<br /><br />Avitable - contributes to people being labeled diabetic, but affordable and you know what you get and the vending machines don't keep billing years after you drink it. Not a doctor.<br /><br />Robin - nearly incomprehensible speech coupled with mass destruction - chief surgeon.<br /><br />Ricardo - I do that every night, but I call it an insulin injection.<br /><br />Coal Miner's Granddaughter - they're expensive, unclear at times, and they can prescribe drugs, but I've heard rumors of some of them actually helping their patients. I'd say yes, but they're on probation.Granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-3785870259178552802010-08-03T21:47:57.781-04:002010-08-03T21:47:57.781-04:00Are psychiatrists real doctors?Are psychiatrists real doctors?Coal Miner's Granddaughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14320077738770745217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-59640291916658261552010-07-30T04:04:05.418-04:002010-07-30T04:04:05.418-04:00I'm waiting for you to resort to acupuncture.I'm waiting for you to resort to acupuncture.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01393234934008656683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-92131065203724522182010-07-29T12:27:32.537-04:002010-07-29T12:27:32.537-04:00How about Dr. Strangelove?How about Dr. Strangelove?Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13646695542116530854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-8831966440007647252010-07-29T12:19:20.879-04:002010-07-29T12:19:20.879-04:00What about Doctor Pepper?What about Doctor Pepper?Avitablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08541188721193079705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-62962974575835566032010-07-29T12:04:10.330-04:002010-07-29T12:04:10.330-04:00I will heal you. I'm horrible at that sort of ...I will heal you. I'm horrible at that sort of thing but apparently I'm better than most doctors.. I was far better off when I was just quietly dying, now they've gone and muxed up the whole process..Tragichttp://tragicswake.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-30209293266760497302010-07-29T01:08:49.788-04:002010-07-29T01:08:49.788-04:00All car dealerships should be carpet bombed.All car dealerships should be carpet bombed.Captain Dumbasshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02214826608461609241noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-77718871133015589152010-07-28T15:34:21.636-04:002010-07-28T15:34:21.636-04:00neurosurgeons I know well - a Chevy dealership ind...neurosurgeons I know well - a Chevy dealership indeed!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04414561988993487725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-3869890661800265042010-07-28T13:31:09.908-04:002010-07-28T13:31:09.908-04:00I think you should go to a faith healer next.I think you should go to a faith healer next.GreenJellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10008711974632671478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-10541010928844888852010-07-28T12:54:31.106-04:002010-07-28T12:54:31.106-04:00Oh cool! I know one or two 'neurosurgeons'...Oh cool! I know one or two 'neurosurgeons' too: I think I'll call them that. Pity they won't know the full extent of the joke!Maundering muttererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10007758736758966777noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-22805648411126317132010-07-27T22:34:34.017-04:002010-07-27T22:34:34.017-04:00Maybe you could go to a Chiropractor sometime and ...Maybe you could go to a Chiropractor sometime and let us know if he/she is a real .. oh nevermind. We already know they aren't real doctors.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.com