tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post3159206382310623754..comments2023-11-05T04:23:59.769-05:00Comments on Discombobulatingrant: RIT – Random Illness TuesdayGranthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-25011992910780730362009-06-20T18:52:26.801-04:002009-06-20T18:52:26.801-04:00This all sucks. What is the time frame for the wo...This all sucks. What is the time frame for the wound to heal? Do they know? And what kind of stupid question is that they ask you. Answer should be obvious.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01393234934008656683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-34182889852661706182009-06-20T05:50:32.558-04:002009-06-20T05:50:32.558-04:00My goal would be to get all the nurses to have sex...My goal would be to get all the nurses to have sex with me before I am cured an leave the hospital.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17567372758347040220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-42656343611604626522009-06-18T16:57:00.643-04:002009-06-18T16:57:00.643-04:00thank heavens!!! tythank heavens!!! tyHit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-43069923540874611502009-06-18T10:28:39.105-04:002009-06-18T10:28:39.105-04:00greenjello - I think they deliberately cause you p...greenjello - I think they deliberately cause you pain so they can sell you pain pills.<br /><br />ssc - to which god are you praying? I think I need some Voodou now.<br /><br />tracy - bastards!<br /><br />jay - I wonder if it would be cool if I asked them to put the pressure cuff on my penis.<br /><br />robin - tell them your goal is Pyrokinesis. If they ask further, tell them you want to be able to set and control fires with your mind.<br /><br />hit 40 - not in a wheelchair, but one of the complications of diabetes is that it can make your feet go numb. They just assume that since I have an open sore, I've already reached that point.Granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-36534638185684030402009-06-17T14:53:59.388-04:002009-06-17T14:53:59.388-04:00You have said in several posts that your feet stil...You have said in several posts that your feet still work? Why would the nurses not know this? Are you in a wheelchair :-(Hit 40https://www.blogger.com/profile/18043350255090631652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-12595727612149925422009-06-17T14:48:05.306-04:002009-06-17T14:48:05.306-04:00I like the way you think, I think my answer will b...I like the way you think, I think my answer will be "to hone in on my mind reading skills" or something like that. I hope to at least get an eye twitch out of whatever it is.Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13646695542116530854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-10953810936692072222009-06-16T20:20:40.155-04:002009-06-16T20:20:40.155-04:00Next time a nurse asks you what your goal is, tell...Next time a nurse asks you what your goal is, tell her it's to make lots of babies with her. Either she won't ask that again, or you'll get lucky. <br /><br />Your BP is probably going up when they redo your test because you're getting aggravated that they keep testing it.Jayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17134850383532818765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-54879339288419477172009-06-16T18:28:43.058-04:002009-06-16T18:28:43.058-04:00They are supposed to wait five minutes.They are supposed to wait five minutes.Tracy Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05310783668282179929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-76970003116370152312009-06-16T16:16:37.044-04:002009-06-16T16:16:37.044-04:00I am thinking of you and keeping you in my thought...I am thinking of you and keeping you in my thoughts and prayers!Adriannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01159466380188918072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-17561061419218785062009-06-16T12:24:59.459-04:002009-06-16T12:24:59.459-04:00Dude, I really really HATE automatic blood pressur...Dude, I really really HATE automatic blood pressure cuffs. They hurt! And when they have to redo a test, my blood pressure goes up. Maybe it's because I'M IN PAIN, you idiots!!!GreenJellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10008711974632671478noreply@blogger.com