tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post113616247485048511..comments2023-11-05T04:23:59.769-05:00Comments on Discombobulatingrant: And So It Begins…Granthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136380638214630132006-01-04T08:17:00.000-05:002006-01-04T08:17:00.000-05:00if i were you i'd just kill the sock. SERIOUSLY. (...if i were you i'd just kill the sock. SERIOUSLY. <BR/><BR/>(or you can save it as a peace offering to the atomic chickens)annushhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00371396595827854470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136344729203749412006-01-03T22:18:00.000-05:002006-01-03T22:18:00.000-05:00* Spider Girl shivers and peers cautiously into he...* Spider Girl shivers and peers cautiously into her laundry room; the thought of Grant's socks lingers unnervingly in her mind...*Spider Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17479297567049539490noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136324506640364352006-01-03T16:41:00.000-05:002006-01-03T16:41:00.000-05:00The socks always get the best of me. Not only hav...The socks always get the best of me. Not only have I my own socks to worry for... they have bred and I have baby socks everywhere too!!Blondie...https://www.blogger.com/profile/00636237187491905263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136323544476746992006-01-03T16:25:00.000-05:002006-01-03T16:25:00.000-05:00Even worse than stuffing itself in your mouth, the...Even worse than stuffing itself in your mouth, the beast may choose to use its horrifically legendary static electrical discharge against you. Then they'll only find a pile of ashes and assume you spontaneously combusted!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136312444419345652006-01-03T13:20:00.000-05:002006-01-03T13:20:00.000-05:00I don't know why the government bothers with tortu...I don't know why the government bothers with torture when they can just mess with people's socks like this. It seems so much more effective.<BR/><BR/>"I'll tell you everything, just make the socks stop!"<BR/><BR/><BR/>P.S. I'm going to take your advice on the Shakira thing. Thanks!Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07224897497456150769noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136307843411035772006-01-03T12:04:00.000-05:002006-01-03T12:04:00.000-05:00Damn. Like I don't have enough shit to worry abou...Damn. Like I don't have enough shit to worry about <EM>already</EM>, now I gotta worry about evil socks too.Stacy The Peanut Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16444045043505984253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136301703801646262006-01-03T10:21:00.000-05:002006-01-03T10:21:00.000-05:00Happy New Year and i'll beware of the sock.I think...Happy New Year and i'll beware of the sock.I think they are breeding in my basement by the washer.sands of timehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08859058274686640009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136248170958739382006-01-02T19:29:00.000-05:002006-01-02T19:29:00.000-05:00Let me ask you Grant, have you done anything to up...Let me ask you Grant, have you done anything to upset the balance of the sock Karma? For instance worn them outside without shoes, called them stinky, or thought of replacing the offending sock? The problem also may be the pair does not get along and are on a trial separation. <BR/><BR/>What always freaks me out is when a random single finds its way into my rotation and it is not mine. I know I’ve never bought it or received it as a gift. I just assume it ran away from bad owners.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14526768359403038489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136243742446068762006-01-02T18:15:00.000-05:002006-01-02T18:15:00.000-05:00Thanks for the read, matey, it was a great way to ...Thanks for the read, matey, it was a great way to start the work year off - now, every monday I am requiring one of these - :) kidding. Roll on 2007!Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02908467270021972493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136221134399290502006-01-02T11:58:00.000-05:002006-01-02T11:58:00.000-05:00Hahha, this is the best story I've read this year ...Hahha, this is the best story I've read this year ;) <BR/>I hope things start looking up for you!AVAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13329120012727871972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136217100514587542006-01-02T10:51:00.000-05:002006-01-02T10:51:00.000-05:00That was a very scary story. Now I'm going to have...That was a very scary story. Now I'm going to have nightmares about it. Thanks a lot!PBShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01672893473413051922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136214023468592652006-01-02T10:00:00.000-05:002006-01-02T10:00:00.000-05:00Grant, that was the most entertaining story about ...Grant, that was the most entertaining story about socks I have ever read.<BR/><BR/>You know, they might mate with my wayward socks and have scary offspring.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7510429.post-1136198122170654862006-01-02T05:35:00.000-05:002006-01-02T05:35:00.000-05:00Happy New Year to you, my dark and scary friend. A...Happy New Year to you, my dark and scary friend. <BR/>All I have to say is thank Lucifer you showed us the errant sock because at least now we know what to watch out for. Phew.<BR/><BR/>Your story made my skin crawl. I am aware of the dreaded roaming footwear and let me tell you, it's not only the solid work sock that schemes behind our backs. No no no ... even if a sock has a little devil face on it or a sparkly road runner, it can still go astray!<BR/><BR/>One thing I HAVE found though... if the sock is ready for death (i.e. has a big hole in the heel or toe and is nearly thread-bare) it will remain faithful and visible. Only the new and usable ones seem to stray. The useless ones just give up and stay where they belong. <BR/><BR/>Stephen King's got nuthin' on you, Grant. I'm still quaking over here.Weary Haghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15809105824011470783noreply@blogger.com